Asshats
By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
It's what you get for scaring his deer off. I woulda done the same.
I was going to try and be smart and make a Dick Cheney comment. It was actually smart (in the sense that it's obvious like how making sure you're not going to be hit by a car before you cross the street is smart). In fact, I had thought of the comment all by myself without any help before I checked and found out five people beat me to it. That's got to be sad when the thing you're remembered for as Vice-President is accidentally shooting someone.
It was Halloween. God knows what costumes those sneaky bastards get into. Shoot first and look for antlers afterwards, that's my motto.
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"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??