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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada
Soft kitty, warm, kitty little ball of fur! In your case though, I wouldn't say it was just a little ball of fur with its claws latched onto your face.
now add a y to that little ball if fur and you'll have it.
At least it wasnt a brick. But i suppose bricks stop moving after hitting you in the face. but so would you.
I knew cats had a hidden function and now it has been unlocked. Kitty jitsu activated!
sounds like you have Cat Scratch Fever
At least you can say that you weren't a pussy!
Next time, throw the cat at him when he's in the shower. That'll teach him.
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Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.
Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!