Asshole

By Anonymous - 21/06/2013 20:38 - Netherlands - Mierlo

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 144
You deserved it 3 234

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ApollosMyth 22

Well, lob it back? Though I will admit it is an effective way of waking someone up, that is, if you're a giant asshole.

Sounds like something the cat dragged in... Don't you love when expressions make sense?!

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debbster7 18

Soft kitty, warm, kitty little ball of fur! In your case though, I wouldn't say it was just a little ball of fur with its claws latched onto your face.

graceinsheepwear 33

now add a y to that little ball if fur and you'll have it.

helpfulwhale 12

Come on meow, he was just kitten you!

At least it wasnt a brick. But i suppose bricks stop moving after hitting you in the face. but so would you.

MissWhitneyB 17

Definitely not cool. Hope you recover soon love.

I knew cats had a hidden function and now it has been unlocked. Kitty jitsu activated!

sounds like you have Cat Scratch Fever

At least you can say that you weren't a pussy!

Next time, throw the cat at him when he's in the shower. That'll teach him.