Food, Relatable and Health: Assumptions

Assumptions

By Epithymia - 15/08/2016 15:09 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I went to the chiropractor for a check up. She was going through some of the ways to help my posture and mentioned something that I've never heard before. My fat ass thought it was a type of food. Turns out it was a sports routine. FML

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By Less - 07/03/2011 19:39 - Reserved

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

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Nice

By ChubbyButt - 16/01/2013 10:48 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML

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8 out of 10 orthopedists

By Anonymous - 15/05/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I had a talk with my orthopedist about getting back to fitness training. However, according to her, all my favorite exercises, although taught to me by professionals, are "things one should never do" and "very very bad". FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2013 23:16 - United States - Mcdonough

Today, I went to the doctor to have my annual check-up. After the doctor made me waddle across the room towards him, hop on one foot for thirty seconds, and then lay on my stomach and do the worm, he finally said, "OK, that wasn't really part of the check-up. You're large on the hips. Lay off the Cheetos." FML

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By Craptastic - 15/09/2018 15:00

Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML

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By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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Namaste

By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 09:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I tried a new workout at my local gym. I thought I'd attempt some yoga poses I'd seen online. Mid-pose, I lost my balance and knocked over a row of weights, causing a loud crash and drawing everyone's attention. FML

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By crossfitter - 21/05/2015 12:22

Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML

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By Tuffgunsmoke - 04/02/2010 07:22 - France

Today, I was at the gym and saw an old friend. I have put on a lot of muscle in the past few months, and she said to me "Wow, you've really gotten big." Just by habit I said "You too." Turns out she's gained 45 lbs since I'd last seen her. Oops. FML

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Unfit

By naagodinho - 09/01/2012 14:56 - Portugal

Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML

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felixvdl 9

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:59

"You gotta do at least 5 lunches a day" - Well.... If you say so.....

AirMelon 12

Tuesday 16 August 2016 10:19

But hey, the more you know

Comments

menja 29

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:01

Was she talking about "burpees" by any chance?

flammaefata 20

Tuesday 16 August 2016 13:14

Chiropractic is woo. Maybe save your money for treatments that are supported by evidence?

Pepsiisbae 15

Tuesday 16 August 2016 15:57

What did the chiropractor do wrong? She said a sports method to help op and he didnt know what it was

TabooSushi 24

Tuesday 16 August 2016 17:17

Ummm my chiropractor did wonders for my jacked up spine I got after a horseback riding accident, and one of my friends had scoliosis that was corrected in large part by chiropractic care. So... Evidence. Right there. It works for plenty of people.

ReineRien 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 18:09

Many orthopedics do chiropractic in conjunction with medicine and stuff. Those are the best doctors too, when they know when something is severe enough to use modern medicine and what is mild enough to just need a few adjustments.

undebatable52419 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 20:38

evidence...like the fact that I spend 20 hours a day working on my pc and now I don't have back pains? yeah evidence doesn't always have to be "on paper" it's ignorant to think that your spine doesn't have to be "realigned" when majority of the ppl have bad posture 80% of the day.

DESTROSCLY 8

Wednesday 17 August 2016 16:39

#16, mate, you're thinking homeopathy lmao

mrBearBear 11

Tuesday 16 August 2016 18:50

I'm curious what the routine is...

Dogempire 5

Tuesday 16 August 2016 21:06

"Do 10 suicides everyday for cardio" " I don't know how that's possible...but I'll do it or die trying."

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 16 August 2016 23:57

Could have been worse...right?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 17 August 2016 18:32

I'd love to learn how food can correct posture. Seriously, spending my days hunched over a hydraulic chair or at a desk can be helped with food? Bring it on.