Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 978
You deserved it 45 444

Same thing different taste

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redblueviolet 0

I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.

Miso_Soupu 0

How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...

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are you one of those ppl that smell like burger king? they upset me.

shauty43 0

daaamn i smell you through the phone you smell so bad

thts the most pointless fml ever b.c its lk no one commented on his B.O so how is that an fml??

lostinthelight 0

How is telling her off going to help anything, even if it wasn't her?

So this was the basic plan: *Girl sits down* OP: "You stink. It's annoying, stop it. I am very disappointed in you, I expected better." Girl: "I'll try harder next time, OP, honest." If it was me I would slap you in the face. In conclusion, YDI.

I alway check if a smell is me, and unless there's only one other person around, I usually don't make assumptions. it was an easy mistake, but I guess next time you'll know better.

It's really only an FML if you went through with the embarrassing plan to berate someone else for having BO. Yeah, it stinks, but there's other ways than humiliating a bitch to get through it. Just be lucky you kept your mouth shut and it was actually you.

You can't "tell her off" for having bad B.O How rude are you?