Assumptions

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 21:44 - United States

Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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redblueviolet 0

I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.

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Miso_Soupu 0

How could your body odor be that bad simply because you forgot deodorant? Perhaps you should try showering...

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npk88 0

She's kind of a bitch though for the part about assuming it was the girl next to her and for planning on "calling her out" on it in public. So yeah...YDI for sure.

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Reyo 2

OP: It's humbling once you figure out that you're not God's gift to existance, isn't it?

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Crasken 0

OP, I don't think you really have the right to "tell someone off" for having bad body odor

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thewhitecrayon 0

Sounds like you are the really ill-mannered one, OP.

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bagginzy 14

Reyo, I just wanted to let you know that you're awesome :)

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writerajere 0

wow your life is ruined, that's so terrible.

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Feverrotes 15

I love the sarcasm. I gotta agree all the way. FML situation should be f***ed up to the degree it will stay and haunt one's mind for a long time. (Unless it is funny as f***, then post it by all means)

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jts2 3

An FML is meant as a stress-reliever, to get a simple screwup off your mind. It's meant for things like this (though I agree it was a bitchy move of the OP to plan on calling her out), not, "Today, I was in a horrible car crash with my wife and two kids in the same car. They were brutally killed by flying debris, while I survived without a scratch. It was my fault. FML". Shit like THAT is just ****ing depressing, which this site isn't meant to be.

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hahahaha1239 0

why were you that dirty in the first place?

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redblueviolet 0

I tried to say no when I moderated this... for the OP's sake. OP, you're going to have to deal with people telling you that you're a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake. I wouldn't read the rest of the comments if I were you.

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npk88 0

again...its not a YDI just because she forgot to put on deodorant...its because she's a bitch and was going to "call out" an innocent girl to publicly embarrass said girl; when it was in fact her own BO

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FlexMaster 10

also if she showered the BO wouldn't be "really bad"

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lifeinhd 3

You didn't even say anything to her, merely "thought to myself" that you'd tell her off, and yet your life is ******? Am I missing something?

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vexis58 1

My thoughts exactly. The OP didn't even ACTUALLY tell the girl off. Or is she complaining because she felt bad about thinking it?

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lifeinhd 3

Wow, the OP is such a moronic piece of shit for making a simple mistake, isn't he?

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TheLetterZero 7

If you're going to insult people, at least know their gender first. :P

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solipsistic 0

This. I hate people that think it's their job to tell others off and I lol'd hard when it was you.

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