Assumptions

By Anonymous - 13/06/2020 08:08

Today, a salesman came to the door and I assumed the guy was peddling solar stuff. Before the poor guy had a chance to say anything, I blurted out, "We don't need any, we only spend $80 on electricity in the summer." He pointed to his shirt and replied, "I'm an exterminator." I then tried to awkwardly apologize. FML

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Today, a customer limped over to me in one of the dishwasher aisles and asked if we sold dishwashers. I said yes and pointed at all the dishwashers. He looked around for a couple of seconds, belched, then said "Oh... right!" and walked off. No commission for me, then. FML

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Today, I was replacing some outlets for work and I got surprise-electrified. I threw my wire strippers in the air while yelling, "Oh fuck me." The homeowner and his 2 kids were standing 3 feet away. He was not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2016 20:13

Today, I went to the store to buy new blankets and a comforter. A cute guy started chatting with me and asked about the new bedroom decor. I lied and said I just had a major break up and needed new things, instead of admitting I was too lazy to dig out and wash my winter blankets from last year. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 June 2020 8:18

You know what happens when you ASSUME someone is selling solar: You make an ASS out of U, ME and the renewable energy industry!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 14 June 2020 5:58

Pretty sure solar energy can be used at any time of the year. Even a brief few minutes of exposure to sunlight helps, and what you don't use gets stored, which is also how you can use solar power when it's dark/overcast. Also, since he was an exterminator, weren't you expecting him?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 13 June 2020 8:18

You know what happens when you ASSUME someone is selling solar: You make an ASS out of U, ME and the renewable energy industry!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Sunday 14 June 2020 5:58

Vesi 29

Sunday 14 June 2020 21:17

Not necessarily. I've had exterminator reps knock on my door because someone else in the neighborhood happened to be using their services. Personally, I will not hire people that harass my neighbors like that.