Miscellaneous: Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor...

By Nate - 06/03/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 19:53 - United States - New Albany

Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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Nice recommendation, thanks!

By Anonymous - 19/01/2024 07:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I watched a movie my old teacher recommended me. She was one of my favourite teachers. I saw the title, opened it, and found out that the premise is racist towards my ethnic group. She marked me harshly. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2022 00:01

Today, my date dumped me after he took me to see a French language film and I was completely unable to follow the plot, or discuss the underlying philosophical and sociological themes and nuances afterwards. Apparently I’m not smart enough for him, which is just insulting. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Portland

Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML

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By seriously wtf - 08/03/2013 03:18 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, in my architecture class, my professor's lecture consisted of a list of movies and books which feature characters who are architects. I couldn't leave because I needed the attendance points, and it lasted 45 minutes. I paid out of state tuition for this. FML

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By bruised - 13/03/2013 21:06 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 17:00 - Slovakia

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

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yikesO_O 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:09

Hey, you spoke the truth. People can't be babied all their lives anyways.

DrConstantine 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:10

Exactly. If the professor is opening the movie to critique, he better suck it up and deal with it.

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yikesO_O 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:09

Hey, you spoke the truth. People can't be babied all their lives anyways.

ilovefatcats 12

Sunday 7 February 2010 6:37

I wonder how many marks you lost but, true he DID ask...

yake12 0

Monday 29 March 2010 17:16

wow I'm surprised there aren't more mediawhores replying to the first comment

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 6:13

FAKE no1 watches or pays attention to the movie in class

nachos99 0

Thursday 23 August 2012 16:59

I am a mediawhore who is replying to to the first comment! On a more serious note he did ask for opinions. If he asks for an opinion he's going to get some, whether they're good or bad.

DrConstantine 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:10

Exactly. If the professor is opening the movie to critique, he better suck it up and deal with it.

torirules 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:18

agreed.

acrho 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:13

I agree, he asked your opinion and you gave it. At least you gave an honest opinion.

crampy 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:14

He asked, he can't be mad for honesty.

Curcolio_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:22

I really hope you explained your point of view, and had some good reasons to tell that. Because even if the movie was "pretentious, dull, and a really poor example of filmmaking", your teacher is sooo not going to forgive you. Diplomacy FTW. o/

jackaaa 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:25

You were honest. Good for you.

nah_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:26

your grades are screwed!

yb4fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:35

Haha same thing happened to my friend yesterday!

RLJJ 0

Friday 6 March 2009 16:38

All above (#1 through 5) are right, but unfortunately teachers are not generally renowned for their open-mindedness. Be prepared to suffer till the end of the year... Oh, FYL by the way.