School and Embarrassing: At last! Well done!

At last! Well done!

By dumbgirl4lyf - 01/10/2012 18:24 - Ireland - Monaghan

Today, I finally realized how stupid I am, when I answered a question correctly in class and my teacher started clapping and cheering. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 21:41 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 018

You deserved it 10 251

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 17:35 - United States

Today, my math TA showed the class how one of her "dumb" students answered a test question. Everyone laughed as she wrote out the students answer, including myself, until I looked down at my answer sheet and saw that I submitted an identical answer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 956

You deserved it 30 007

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 13:43 - United States - Romulus

Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 841

You deserved it 4 735

By terrible kenny - 30/01/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 153

You deserved it 60 665

By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 704

You deserved it 220

By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 00:00

Today, my biology teacher asked the class a question, so I raised my hand and after I gave my answer, my teacher said, "You know, you have a voice for radio. It's very deep." I replied with "Do I? Thanks!" He added, "You also have the face for radio." The whole class laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 315

You deserved it 596

Unfair failing

By Mistakes were made - 24/10/2022 23:00 - United States

Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 872

You deserved it 449

By yeetyeet - 09/03/2019 22:00 - United States - Whitehall

Today, we were taking a bio quiz and I understood the subject, so the people sitting behind me asked me to help them out. Being a kind fellow classmate, I did. When the teacher got suspicious, she asked the class, "How are all of you getting the same answers?" everyone pointed directly at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 174

You deserved it 3 333

By purpleivy - 06/09/2011 18:53 - United States

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 719

You deserved it 2 441

By mcadabax - 05/11/2011 11:06 - Canada

Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 287

You deserved it 3 891

crazychick1269 7

Monday 1 October 2012 22:59

Take a bow

Welshite 39

Monday 1 October 2012 23:01

It might just be the entire class that is stupid. I know I basically jump for joy when one of my students act intelligently.

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Snoopy0718 14

Tuesday 2 October 2012 7:17

I had a teacher my senior year in high school that would give us money if we answered his questions correctly. That motivated us to pay attention a little bit more in class :)

cheshireau 26

Tuesday 2 October 2012 8:14

Who says you're dumb and the teacher isn't just an a**hole?

katie887 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 10:27

It's a beginning at actually reading before class? Or not sleeping?

Sionnach 10

Tuesday 2 October 2012 11:58

I used to clap whenever my maths teacher managed to get something right.

murphy87 0

Tuesday 2 October 2012 15:09

My teacher called me too smart today when I try to answer I get told to **** off

kitkattgirl 2

Tuesday 2 October 2012 22:45

You write well for someone who claims to be stupid.

KokiriKid 10

Wednesday 3 October 2012 4:51

There is a misplaced comma though.

Caaiittlliinn 5

Wednesday 3 October 2012 12:41

I have teachers that do that on a daily basis to everyone. My history teacher just gets really excited when we answer questions lol

guci101 14

Thursday 4 October 2012 7:48

Well at least u typed this correctly. See ur not stupid.

hoosiergirl94 31

Thursday 26 February 2015 18:28

What a rude teacher

Tomato_Cheese 22

Sunday 3 January 2016 14:54

Well you are called dumbgirls4lyfe so...

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Today, at the movies, some asswipe kept throwing candy at me. After 20 minutes of it, I got up and went over to get him to stop. Good news: his balls vanished faster than a politician's spine immediately after being elected. Bad news: I got kicked out for "starting a disturbance". FML

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Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

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Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 395

You deserved it 15 242

Today, the guy I’ve been seeing ghosted me. I called, and he answered on the fourth call. He said, “Listen, you’re too fat for me and you eat like a slob everytime we go out to eat. Try getting a salad instead of chicken wings and onion rings, and maybe you’ll keep a man. Do it for your health too.” and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 035

You deserved it 638

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

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You deserved it 5 662

Today, as I exited McDonald's after a quick lunch, a man in a jogging outfit ran past, snatching my handbag right off my shoulder as he tore past. He must have been at least 50. I broke down utterly exhausted before I could chase him even a single block. I'm 24. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 149

You deserved it 39 590

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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You deserved it 4 402

At last! Well done!

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