Drugs, Cops and Miscellaneous: At last!

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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You deserved it 1 434

By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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By ladymichee - 07/07/2021 14:01

Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML

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You deserved it 80

By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

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You deserved it 2 504

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 040

You deserved it 2 342

By Armstrong - 18/04/2015 23:55 - United States - Brownsville

Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML

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You deserved it 3 468

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

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You deserved it 856

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By CrackHouseBaby - 16/10/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I learned that my parents lied. They didn't meet each other at an acid house rave. They met each other at a crack house. FML

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You deserved it 159

By me. - 12/11/2012 04:30 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, my father told me to take the car and get some groceries. An hour and a half later, coming home with the groceries, I see the cops all around my house because my dad had called them, thinking that I had run away and stolen the car. FML

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You deserved it 1 727

What the…?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I came home from a month long vacation to find my house absolutely trashed with a lot of valuable items missing. Burglary? Nope. My dad, who was meant to be house-sitting for me, let the neighbour's teenage son have several parties there in exchange for weed. FML

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You deserved it 551

MasterShake1100 0

Friday 5 August 2011 16:17

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

genesisnirvana 11

Friday 5 August 2011 16:29

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

Comments

ihatemekay 6

Friday 5 August 2011 20:42

Have you ever wondered where on earth he had so much money? Now you do know!

ashtree 12

Friday 5 August 2011 20:42

Ahhh, this reminds me of the dad from Scary Movie.

ihatemekay 6

Friday 5 August 2011 20:44

49 & 58- Are fakes- Share same photos

frankwolf86 0

Friday 5 August 2011 20:49

thats nice

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Friday 5 August 2011 21:30

how polite of them :)

alainacook 0

Friday 5 August 2011 22:05

ha! I know all about this. my dads like that too! except he makes the drugs! haha! has been all my life! and I happen to be at a raid once! apparently the biggest one anyone around here's ever seen! and it sucks ass! good thing I'm not close to him tho!!

writergirl23 19

Friday 5 August 2011 22:52

Hey at least they haven't busted your drugs out :)

blakrhynes 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:11

hahahaha tht sux

EZ2XLR8 7

Saturday 6 August 2011 0:39

Why are you taking it the wrong way? It's not like they were coming to search you. You obviously had nothing to hide. So I don't see anything wrong with them saying it was nice to finally meet you. Cops are actually nice people, its the people who screw themselves up or do stupid things (break the laws, etc) that make them not nice to that particular person. They're nice to people to follow the laws. But sucks for you to have a father who had to have his house searched that you are currently living it, wouldn't be fun to watch.