At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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MasterShake1100 0

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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pfx2_fml 15

And your dad never shared any with you? What a dick!

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pfx2_fml 15

Wait what kind of drugs, maybe I know him

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pfx2_fml 15

Wait what kind of drugs, maybe I know him

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whitey33 0

haha. What a shame -.- parents b n greedy wit their drugs these days. Would say 'sounds like my mom' but she shares ^_^

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EileenNNBrazell 0

Thats kinda funny but im sorry u had to find out that way.

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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MJangel18 2

Do they ever wait around having coffee and donuts to raid your house?

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KillerSong 11

lol #23, stereotypical cops

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pfx2_fml 15

Wait What kind of drugs maybe I know him

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alex6946 10

You already posted that 2 times, it's not funny so stop trying

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pfx2_fml 15

I didn't mean to, this thing just keeps ******* up, I tried posting it but said I can't, I didn't even know it posted

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pfx2_fml 15

I didn't mean to, this thing just keeps ******* up, I tried posting it but said I can't, I didn't even know it posted

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intothecrypt 3

then **** off and shut up. you're not funny and you look gay, I don't want to see your picture.

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shelby0123 0

well that sucks my dad dealt too but I don't think he ever got caught

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