Friends, ACAB, Drugs and Party: Possession

Possession

By Katelyn_Louise - 01/05/2021 10:01 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, someone left their drug bag on the table in the lounge at my place, probably a friend, and probably a mistake. The next minute the cops knock on the door and force their way in. Immediately the cop spots the drug bag and cuffs me. It wasn't even my bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks 500

You deserved it 856

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By wreckdit - 12/10/2016 23:55 - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 803

You deserved it 726

What do y'all want?

By ladymichee - 07/07/2021 14:01

Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 220

You deserved it 80

By Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 246

You deserved it 1 434

By goodgrief - 05/03/2013 05:08 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, I parked next to a police officer's car in a bad part of town. When I got out, I saw a bag of pot on the ground between the cop's car and mine. When I pointed it out to him, he insisted it was mine and interrogated me to the point of tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 527

You deserved it 4 945

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 212

You deserved it 2 808

By Theo - 18/12/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I came home to find my room completely torn apart. My mom and dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare buttons come in when you buy a dress shirt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 916

You deserved it 2 231

Such a narc

By hatetheroommate - 16/04/2009 18:43 - United States

Today, I called the campus police "anonymously" while my roommate was away and told them about her weed stash because I was tired of her smoking in our room all the time. She had taken her weed to a friend's and got off scot-free. I have a hearing Monday for the Adderall they found in my desk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 788

You deserved it 130 310

Nice friends you've got there

By Anonymous - 07/07/2015 19:13 - United States - Summerfield

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 596

You deserved it 2 797

By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 03:23 - United States - Cleveland

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 781

You deserved it 17 569

By tokinallday - 02/01/2015 19:23 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 368

You deserved it 2 502

turnabouttrial 21

Saturday 1 May 2021 2:24

hey I've been gone for a while because the app wouldn't open without crashing-- where did Richard pencil go?

Jeremy Strang 7

Saturday 1 May 2021 2:26

A tale written by someone vaguely aware of the concepts of drugs and police, but has had no interaction with either of them, and has a child's grasp of both.

Comments

turnabouttrial 21

Saturday 1 May 2021 2:24

hey I've been gone for a while because the app wouldn't open without crashing-- where did Richard pencil go?

tc201002 11

Saturday 1 May 2021 3:28

I’ve noticed that Richard pencil hasn’t posted in awhile either. Hope all is good with him

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 1 May 2021 4:54

Same...no idea. I figured he’d maybe gotten suspended again but I haven’t seen him in a couple weeks. Have wondered if he started posting from another account.

raven_of_azarath 34

Saturday 1 May 2021 7:27

I’ve noticed his absence, too. It’s been for at least a month now.

ojoRojo 27

Saturday 1 May 2021 8:24

I’ve been wondering too! Maybe the same thing happened to him? It happened to me too but now the app works for me again. Hope he comes back soon!

xxlk4xx 6

Saturday 1 May 2021 17:41

I've wondered that too! they used to comment on EVERYTHING lol. I hope they're OK!

cuz803 44

Saturday 1 May 2021 18:13

Good question. Some weirdo actually accused me of being him with a different account. Hope he comes back to clear the rumors.

Marcella1016 31

Saturday 1 May 2021 20:15

Sure, “cuz” 😉 Haha just kidding :) I actually play a little game with myself wondering who he might be based on the content of the posts. My most recent guess is plop. But I’m probably totally wrong. And probably also need to find better hobbies 😂😂

Ambrily 27

Saturday 1 May 2021 23:09

Lol. Ot gonna lie, I do the same thing.

Jeremy Strang 7

Saturday 1 May 2021 2:26

A tale written by someone vaguely aware of the concepts of drugs and police, but has had no interaction with either of them, and has a child's grasp of both.