At long last

By Lonile13 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Philippines

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Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 989
You deserved it 6 084

Top comments

That could have been solved by communication early on.

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

Comments

Damn, is your pu**y really that big? Did he need a ruck sack & supplies to traverse the great pube plains?

Was he actively searching for it for 2 years and 5 months, or did he just not know what it was for the length of time you've been dating? This clarification could mean the difference between a truly horrifying FML or a really mundane one. It's not unusual for young men to not have a full grasp on female anatomy until they are with someone they are comfortable enough to admit that ignorance to, and unfortunately a few of them aren't interested in ever learning.

ApparentlyNotEno 28

I'm rather surprised no one else is thinking... Yay!...? I hope OP rewarded him appropriately to encourage that behaviour more. I agree with those who say it could have been solved with communication, but I can't help but think that perhaps OP didn't know where it was either? (I've known women who were averse to touching themselves to such a degree that they didn't know their own anatomy.) (As an aside: this is one of the times where I felt VERY uncomfortable clicking the new 'That could have happened to me!' button... FML, please bring back the YDI option for all posts!!)

finalyearsofhate 22

Why didn't you point it out way sooner? Communication is key to a good relationship and good sex.

Why didn't you tell him? That's kinda mean especially if you were letting him think he was hitting the right spot. Or take his hand and guide it, show him what you like. Yeah... Ydi.

Goblin182 26

Are you really bad at giving directions?