At long last

By Lonile13 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Philippines

Spicy
Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 989
You deserved it 6 084
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WCARlover 34

That could have been solved by communication early on.

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Tripartita 44

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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Comments

Lady_Spaghetti 36

You could've just told him... Did you not know where your own ******** was???

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Brain_fart 20

I had this website up on my work computer for my downtime and my boss was looking over my shoulder and picked this FML out of all of them to start reading out loud " found my Cl-ohhh..." fml

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kharwood1208 14

I could never understand why guys have that problem, listen to your girl, and feel.

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iwillcallpolice 2

I bet it would have took 2 years 5 months shorter just to communicate to him.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Congratulations!!! Just hope he remembers where it is the next time around. Or you could make things easy by getting a ring there..

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trucker2 33

Op... Question is would he have given you, 2 years if the BJ was was bad...

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limeychefboy 15

You took that long to show Him? Your own fault.

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TMO2142 25

i think op wanted him to find it

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