At long last
By Lonile13 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Philippines
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Good for you! Next one: the G dot.
YDI, 2 years and 5 months and you couldn't say anything?
Could be worse....he could still be looking for it.
geniusness
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Two years! You guy two really need to cumunicate better!
southerngalslove
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Why is this an FML if he FINALLY FOUND IT.
All great finding's come with long journeys...
YDI for not talking to him.
That's on you - guys don't typically have vaginas to study unless it's yours. With minimal guidance this wouldn't have been an issue.
You're lucky. My guy still haven't found mine yet and we been together five years. Sucks
And you, for some reason, can't tell them?
why are you not instructing? If you don't know either then it is time to do some self exploration
Yeah my guy is pretty obtuse in that respect as well. Solution? Vibrator. All he needs to do is find the general area. Perfect rhythm every time. Now, if your guy refuses to use one on you, finds it distasteful, gives you any grief whatsoever, basically if he's anything other than COMPLETELY enthusiastic about using it on you, then drop kick his butt to the curb. Ensuring you get a happy too during sexy time is basic common courtesy, don't ever tolerate sexual selfishness.
Sounds like you're both to blame.
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That could have been solved by communication early on.
"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "