At long last

By Lonile13 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Philippines

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Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
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WCARlover 34

That could have been solved by communication early on.

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Tripartita 44

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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andrmac 25

... And there was much rejoicing...Yea!!!

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pikkirat623 2

If it took that long for him to find it I don't think you knew where it was either

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steam_engenius 21

I guess I should have given my ex five more months to find mine.

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fonkimonki 7

Did you know where it was? What stopped you taking his finger on a little walk, years ago?

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Was it in your handbag

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da_epic_failman 7

What do you mean by that???

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