Awks

By John doe - 11/04/2010 11:54 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship. But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday. FML
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jpallan 3

Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about it. As Saturday Night Live memorably put it in their sketch, "Cougar Den", "I'll pay you, and this won't get messy." I'm not exactly how to put this respectfully, but anyone who is twice your age — and I'm assuming you're at least 16 — probably does not want a boyfriend half her age. She may want another shag or three, but she'd probably be more embarrassed by a public liasion than you. Really.

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imGeorges 0

huh huh huh heart attack for the old women

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chkchkboom71 0

you know how to change diapers ? give it about 28 days ... ....water cooler talk just got exciting !!

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HisShadow 1

don't worry. she doesn't give a damn about you.

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floodman360 0

if she's hot, try to see were it goes lol

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bxenon 0

ydi you shouldnt of been wasted

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annmarieepp 0

wake up loser - she is more embarrassed over you then you are of her- and it probably was the best sex you will ever have.

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wonka_floka 0

haha that happened to me with one of my moms co worker n I'm onlii 15 she was like 30 sumin

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