Awks

By John doe - 11/04/2010 11:54 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship. But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday. FML
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jpallan 3

Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about it. As Saturday Night Live memorably put it in their sketch, "Cougar Den", "I'll pay you, and this won't get messy." I'm not exactly how to put this respectfully, but anyone who is twice your age — and I'm assuming you're at least 16 — probably does not want a boyfriend half her age. She may want another shag or three, but she'd probably be more embarrassed by a public liasion than you. Really.

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bones98 0

retard don't drink become straight edge

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goingto_loseit 0

what's up with all the gay ass tribal tats and 'let's show my hairy stomach' pics. OP she doesn't want a relationship either. you just had more stamina then older men. she used YOU. YDI for thinking otherwise.

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julie3841 11

#48 in soviet Russia Monday works you ..win

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tboudre 0

she'll understand. I'm sure it ain't her first rodeo.

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uhohuscrewedup 0

hahahahahahahah good job!!!! tell her the truth she probably feels the same way

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MiloC_fml 3

Don't say anything- just snatch those grannies panties down in the stockroom and go for round 2. She'll toss your useless ass after she's done.

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xxxmoneyxxx 0

listen to the song by hedley called. "don't talk to strangers"

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elito_fml 0

if she's twice your age, she probably wouldnt be expecting an relationship. and honestly, drunken sex, doesnt just happen that easy, it showed that you actually made a move on her while you guys were drinking/tipsy. so u got what u deserved. FYL and YDI

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franciscovegas 3

you had sex with an old woman? she could've been your granma!

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fidelityllama 0

honestly, i think the funniest part about this is the fact that you're from utah.

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