Awks

By John doe - 11/04/2010 11:54 - United States

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Today, I woke up next to a woman nearly twice my age. I don't know how to tell her it was drunken sex and not the beginning of a relationship. But I have to come up with something soon as I work with her Monday. FML
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jpallan 3

Actually, I wouldn't worry too much about it. As Saturday Night Live memorably put it in their sketch, "Cougar Den", "I'll pay you, and this won't get messy." I'm not exactly how to put this respectfully, but anyone who is twice your age — and I'm assuming you're at least 16 — probably does not want a boyfriend half her age. She may want another shag or three, but she'd probably be more embarrassed by a public liasion than you. Really.

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956TXking 0

was she your boss

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illmatic2 16

ohhhhhh shit dude, your in a big time akward situation...fyl

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iamchuck 0

hahahahaha. Dude, she knows. Promise.

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hollee 0

why is it that guys never think to have this conversation BEFORE they **** someone???

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RODEOqueen 0

How many drunk women would have the relationship conversation? I'm going to say very few. When someone is drunk and horny, they don't usually give a shit about anything else. OP, you're an idiot for assuming she even wants a relationship with you. She's probably more embarrassed to have done it, and probably wishes it didn't happen.

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fthrjack 0

same could be said for women. But hey, let's not miss out on another excuse to blame men for everything eh? get a grip.

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bmurr21 0

#20. guys do think before havings sex... the problem is tht we think w our dicks. its sad but true

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Lehk 9

because if you have that conversation you might agree to something

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ericck 0

ur work just got a whole lot intresting

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devinthad00d 0

just tell her it WAS the start of a relationship.

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dekoi420 0

well you should now know drinking is gay!!!

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perdix 29

Call her "Mommy" a few times and she'll back off. Or become totally obsessed with you, so you may want to use this tactic carefully.

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