Miscellaneous: Awks

Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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You deserved it 9 108

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 533

You deserved it 4 120

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 796

You deserved it 2 191

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 365

You deserved it 3 849

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 130 221

You deserved it 300 225

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 2 800

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 541

You deserved it 5 210

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 559

You deserved it 2 880

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 455

You deserved it 3 393

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 428

You deserved it 6 394

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 408

You deserved it 3 505

mdh6173 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:01

Wow...That's a mind **** for sure. The fact that you thought about it tells me you are a good person. You have to do what's best for you though. You can keep her as a friend and support her.

Niqi 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:02

You can't be responsible for someone else's happiness. Don't be in the relationship if you don't want to. Sucks, but that's life.

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airplanefood 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:18

Ouch, thats a real FML. PRESSURE! Well, at least you know you're not the only one who goes through this sort of thing. Good luck!

Lttlrd96 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:35

Don't break up with her.

loooooooooool_fml 1

Wednesday 15 July 2009 7:41

Ugh, not this suicide shit again. A dude from my school killed himself over a girl. I don't know the whole story, I didn't care that much (I didn't know the dude that much, I had played soccer with him a few times), and I wasn't going to question people as well. @OP: Just break up with her. If she kills herself or not, not your fault. The family will end up confronting you with the break up anyways.

Stephnesss 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:14

How is he a jerk if he wanted to break up with her?! His reasons for breaking up with her doesn't make him a jerk.

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thewiseone9001 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:22

WAIT! PROBLEM SOLVED. Heads or tails?

saze_fml 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:23

Ummm I smell a plot being cooked up to keep u with her. But either way, this is ur liscence to act like an asshole and get her to break up with u

6SiC6Magg0tKnot 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 8:56

YDI for dating an emo you emo ****** and being Canadian

halfglassfull 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 9:24

A few years ago I was in a bad relationship. I was in a similar position you are in right now, hungryman. We stayed together for almost two years even though I wanted to end the relationship six months or so after we started dating. I didn't because I was afraid she would become too emotionally and mentally unbalanced once we broke up; I was afraid of that because that's what she told me (not in so many words though.) Long story short, despite her claim that we were soul mates and she couldn't live without me in her life she broke up with me and now we barely talk. She's OK - she has her new life. The point I'm trying to say is even though you feel far too responsible for someone's life, doesn't mean anything bad will happen if your role shifts. Even though you may think the worst will happen with your girlfriend because of her recent past, doesn't mean she will actually become totally unglued. However, there are a lot of resources out there for suicidal and depressed people. if you feel you are trapped in your relationship because she's been depressed and suicidal doesn't mean you really are. Sorry if this is redundant in any way. It's almost 4 AM right now.