Miscellaneous: Awks

Awks

By hungryman - 14/07/2009 21:10 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 659

You deserved it 9 108

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By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 533

You deserved it 4 120

By Anonymous - 02/09/2015 13:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was diagnosed with depression. My girlfriend's idea of consoling me was to break up with me because she can't date a "psycho". FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 796

You deserved it 2 191

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2015 18:49 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 365

You deserved it 3 849

By MrCanoe - 01/03/2009 21:58 - Canada

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 130 221

You deserved it 300 225

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 2 800

By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 541

You deserved it 5 210

By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 21:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted get to know my mom, so they went off and had a chat. After an hour, I noticed my girlfriend was gone and my mom was waiting for me. Apparently I've been dumped through my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 559

You deserved it 2 880

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 455

You deserved it 3 393

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 07:36 - United States - Goodyear

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 428

You deserved it 6 394

By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 408

You deserved it 3 505

mdh6173 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:01

Wow...That's a mind **** for sure. The fact that you thought about it tells me you are a good person. You have to do what's best for you though. You can keep her as a friend and support her.

Niqi 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 3:02

You can't be responsible for someone else's happiness. Don't be in the relationship if you don't want to. Sucks, but that's life.

Comments

Stevieebabyy 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:24

Oh she's a keeper! (Different forms of pun included)

frozenicecream 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:35

fhl

DSuarez94 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:37

you should have a talk with her about it

shanedawsonfan 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:39

Aaaaaah don't leave her she'll kill herselfe

MeXiNeSs 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:51

awww sad thats how i am with my now as of yesterday ex boyfriend....i am sooooooo sad without him dont do it i mean try it out for like another month at least. :( sad sad sad but hey shit happens wen u party naked

shadow_moses 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:52

i think i have a solution, find someone who likes her, get them to hit on her a lot, then break up with her or wait until she leaves you for that person, just so she has a boyfriend afterwords, then you can be friends with her.

MeXiNeSs 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:53

although i do agree wit #78 that is sooooo tru cus i woulda been more depressed if i found out that!!!!

theycallmecarl 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 4:55

that definitely happened to me with my last girl friend. i hope you can explain your reasoning for breaking up with her really well, or it won't end well.