By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML
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null_fml 11

You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.

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why_me725 0

The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...

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george456 0

YDI for not having boobies. Hey, boobies are important. (j/k :D)

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LOL97_fml 0

isnt personality better than big boobs and a fat ass?? i mean rilly. i got none and my bf is nice enuf to keep me. major pervert if all a guy cares about is boobs and an ass

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izzie321 27

All of you need a ******* dictionary, and retake all of your English lessons.

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Turtle_Man 21

#156, I can't put my dick in someone's personality, can I?

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lickmyjock 0

What? Boobies are nice, and you clearly lack.

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georgina07 0

you're an idiot, dude. It wasn't her fault her dick of a boyfriend cheated on her. her lack of boobies doesn't justify his cheating.

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thisisnotatroll 0

Are you that v@pid that you don't have any senZ of humor? I guess you didn't vote for 0bozo then cuz he is a JOKE!!!!

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Drea_Gucci 0

Um, Ew your a pig. dudee. Nd you boyfriend is a jerk. boys are dumbasses

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why_me725 0

The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...

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merp 0

uh, but, he was the one comparing. Just sayin'

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Palirose 22

Even if she lacked self confidence. That doesn't excuse anyone to cheat. Especially with their best friends

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unfortunate_13 5

that's the last thing you should ask your boyfriend after finding out he's cheating on you. but it still sucks though

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xMrAndyTranx 4

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null_fml 11

You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.

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8trickster8 0

Check under the fridge or couch. Sometimes they can detach and roll under things.

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thisisnotatroll 0

Umm..my first inclination would be to check in the kitchen. Did you have them the last time you made him a sammich?..which Should have been fairly recent... ... ...just get back to the kitchen.

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shibainu519 0

are they in your pocket? that's where my girlfriend found hers.

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hannahuk1986 0

That sucks. Don't worry, a lot of guys like small ones. As they say, "any more than a handful is a waste".

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RandomGuy1234 0

Amen. Dated a girl with Ds once...Honestly they are only good for show...once you touch them its like "too....MUCH" they are not as great as most people think

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ChibiGirl5 0

lol my boyfriend says I have perfect ones

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constantine91 0

never heart that quote, especially when referring to boobs.

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slimmathers123 10

i gots to agree my girlfriend is basically flat but i only care about what she has to offer intellectually not physically

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M0rt 0

Small ones are good; they're boobs not a pillow

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starshine3987 0

At least he didn't say "You have so much to offer, just not to me". I literally heard that a few hours ago. FML.

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Dawkrida 0

ummm #2 go **** ur self yes boobies are nice but sometimes it don't matter

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thisisnotatroll 0

#9 probably has MOOBS, LOL.

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Americunt 0

Your best friend and boyfriend are douches. I mean, what's a dude gonna do with big boobies? Sure, you can play with them, suck them, touch them, but after years of being with they become to sag... I mean really... But here's a song that inspired me, when I was down: Do you like boobs a lot? (Yes, I like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Really like boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Down in the locker room, Just three boys, Beatin' down the locker room With all that noise, Singin' do you like boobs a lot? (You gotta like boobs a lot.) Boobs a lot, boobs a lot. (You gotta like boobs a lot.)

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Spastastic 6

Augh, that song gets stuck in my head so easily!

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ninjacapo 2

lame song. just sayin i aint hatin u but tht kinda sucked

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