Miscellaneous: Awkwaaaaard

Awkwaaaaard

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my mom came home and told me she was going back to college. She's going to the community college that a lot of the graduates from my school go to. She has biology with my ex. They're lab partners and have to do take home labs together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 711

You deserved it 2 707

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

May December vibes

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my mom picked my ex-boyfriend up early from school to take him to see a special screening of a documentary that's showing in town. She left me after school for an hour and a half because they ended up going out for coffee afterwards. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 157

You deserved it 2 693

Sins of the Mother

By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 854

You deserved it 294

Desperate nan

By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 04:18 - United States

Today, I graduated from college with two undergrad degrees in biochem and wildlife biology, with high distinction. My mom told me she had found me a job at a petting zoo. I thought she was joking. She then said sternly, "I want grandkids. At least you will meet girls there." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 363

You deserved it 3 566

By Anonymous - 18/10/2013 16:26 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 386

You deserved it 3 543

By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 208

You deserved it 148

By fordn4h - 13/12/2010 05:32 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who is obviously still in love with me, is best friends with my mom. Now every time I come home, she is over. She even spent 4 hours helping us decorate our Christmas tree, and now she is telling my little sister about our love life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 511

You deserved it 5 189

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 444

You deserved it 3 320

By fatcat117 - 22/04/2011 01:53 - United States

Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 379

You deserved it 9 784

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 758

You deserved it 1 224

My mum is weird

By Anonymous - 03/11/2023 16:00

Today, my mum came to visit me in the country where I'm studying. We went out, and when she saw a dude eating something she liked the look of, she made me run after him to ask where he bought it. The guy was my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 419

You deserved it 119

mad_molly 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:08

Be happy for your mum she's furthering her education! So what about your ex, it was probably just a minor high school romance. Go to your room when he has to come over.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 11:45

You. Are. Disgusting.

Comments

hoschiadedodi 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:08

THIS IS F MY LIFE NOT PITY ME!!!!!!!!!!! So YDI for using up the space on this site.

Feverrotes 15

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:48

Here's the first Take Home Lab Assignment: Title: Mother Daughter Ex Threesome Experiment Materials: Mother, Daughter, Daughter's Ex-Boyfriend, Bed, Condoms, Sex Toys (Optional) Hypothesis: The Ex-Boyfriend will end up in Cloud Nine. Procedures: 1. Daughter f***s ex-boyfriend on her mother's bed. 2. Mother f***s ex-boyfriend on her daughter's bed as her daughter watches. 3. Simultaneous f***ing. 4. Record procedures 1-3 on a video camera and hand it in as your report. Your Life Is ******. His Life Is Awesome.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 11:45

You. Are. Disgusting.

DeathByFalchion 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:54

Suck it up and congratulate your mom on continuing her education.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 11:28

Suck it up, you mom is going back to school and latched on to a familiar face. If you were in school you wouldn't even be around to see this or you would probably be too busy to care.

perdix 29

Saturday 28 November 2009 14:11

"Take home labs?" You're so screwed when they get to the male reproductive system. I'll bet your mom is going to have to apologize to your ex for creating such a small set of meat and 2 veg, and not just raising you as a girl.