Sex, Awkward, Mother in law and Intimacy: Awkward silence

Awkward silence

By daughter in law - 08/11/2016 06:05 - United States

Today, my husband and I finally had the house to ourselves, so we had unusually loud sex. Banging bed, yelling obscenities, super rowdy, etc. I then see my mother-in-law out the window. She had let herself in, dropped off a bag and apparently ran out. Thanksgiving is going to be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2018 01:30

Today, my husband and I were getting busy on the living room couch when my mother-in-law stopped by and let herself in with a key we didn’t know she had. She then demanded an apology like it was all our fault and stormed out. I still don’t know why she came by. FML

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By . - 27/02/2012 00:02 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my husband. We thought the house was empty so we didn't mind being loud. Apparently, my grandma thought it would be fun to give us a surprise visit. All I found was a note on the counter from her and the spare key saying "Next time, I'll call." FML

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Mortified

By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

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Alone time

By Anonymous - 27/02/2024 14:00 - United States - Buford

Today, I finally got some alone time today with the boyfriend (we have kids, so this is rare) and we were going heavily at it when his mother decided to drop in and wouldn’t stop knocking on the front door. Worst timing ever. FML

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By daughterinlaw - 18/12/2012 17:09 - United States - La Plata

Today, my mother-in-law, who apparently made a copy of our house key without permission, walked in on my husband and me doing the deed. She went crazy, yelling at me for "defiling" her son. Last week, she yelled at me for not having given her grand-children yet. FML

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By screamer - 02/09/2012 06:41 - United States - Paso Robles

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML

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By yourstruly - 11/02/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML

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Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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By holler - 15/09/2011 04:22 - Japan

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

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Bobby319 24

Monday 14 November 2016 3:02

Well, it's her fault. She shouldn't have just let herself into your house without prior consent. So don't let it be weird for you.

extremereviews 26

Monday 14 November 2016 3:07

Stare into her eyes at the table on thanksgiving, assert your dominance

Comments

shitstorm28 11

Monday 14 November 2016 3:46

I would hope she knows by now that married people ****, and when you just let yourself in you run the risk of walking in on it. Always knock. Totally on her.

ThePaperDragon 31

Monday 14 November 2016 4:22

I'm sure she will definitely have learned to knock or notify you of her arrival in the future!

sillymama 21

Monday 14 November 2016 4:42

Had a similar situation with my ex-husband. We lived next door to his parents at the time and his dad had an emergency and his mother ran over to get us to help. We were butt naked on the couch and I was riding him like crazy. She stopped for about a second after she burst through the door, then said what she needed to say and told us to get dressed and move. I was so embarrassed. But... she acted like nothing had happened. So I took my part from her and acted like nothing happened. Married people have sex. Oh well.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Monday 14 November 2016 12:29

Why was your door unlocked? Anyone could have walked in.

mermaidgirle 12

Monday 14 November 2016 19:14

Maybe she had a key.

pjsr 32

Monday 14 November 2016 22:46

Wow, what a great MIL! But it was an emergency, so there wasn't much choice. At least she knew her son was happy that day.

exlanduhex3 6

Monday 14 November 2016 5:07

lol it's a good thing, not that your mother in law let herself in, that's on her. But still getting in and your married like this, is a very positive way to make sex while married fun. ?