Miscellaneous: Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front...

By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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You deserved it 11 700

By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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You deserved it 37 398

By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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You deserved it 79 371

By Anonymous - 31/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML

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You deserved it 31 824

By thanks.... - 03/01/2014 21:04 - United States

Today, I woke up to every window in my house packed with snow. It was so bad that I thought I'd been snowed-in, and I started freaking out. It took two hours and multiple phone calls before I found out that my neighbor had taken our prank war too seriously and staged the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 13 436

By dank meme - 11/02/2017 17:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML

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You deserved it 4 060

By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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You deserved it 2 320

By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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You deserved it 47 015

By gr8terevil - 02/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, the men clearing the walkway outside my dorm room with a snowblower didn't realize that my window was open. I looked over from my computer to see snow shooting in, covering my clock, closet, and radio. Now it's melting. FML

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You deserved it 16 925

By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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You deserved it 2 032

Welshite 39

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

Frosty is always watching.

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

overreacting much?

Comments

Welshite 39

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:51

Frosty is always watching.

arachnophile 13

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:20

I really I hope I'm not the only one picturing that claymation Frosty creeping in someone's yard

xleanne_aLly 23

Tuesday 3 February 2015 17:43

Or those crqzy snow mans attacking a city. I seen some evil eyebrow ones, in a recent car commercial.

trex454 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:11

or the living snow from Dr. Who...

BoaNikolaos 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 20:52

Frosty is chillin in the front yard not watching

sweetbliss3 37

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

overreacting much?

stingray112 24

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

Sometimes, you've done all you can do.

poopnpoop 19

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:52

Olaf, is it you?

WattledParsley 11

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:41

Get out.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Wednesday 4 February 2015 0:14

i love Olaf.

1dvos_grl3 21

Wednesday 4 February 2015 5:01

do you want to build a snowman? it doesn't have to be a snowman.

Wilffe56 9

Wednesday 4 February 2015 6:49

Let it go! Let it go! Oh god please let that movie go!

BI4ze 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:53

That was pretty cold hearted of you

brand125 17

Tuesday 3 February 2015 18:54

what? do people not even try to relate their puns to the fml anymore?

amadeclton 27

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:53

Must've been a very realistic snowman.

littleteapot 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:54

Dr. Simeon is coming for you!

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 4 February 2015 7:37

I think it's just Mr Simeon, but I'm not sure. Regardless, this guy better start imagining puddles of melted snowy slush.

immaloser95 28

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:55

OP saw the 'mystery man' in his own yard. Not someone else's. Maybe read the FML next time?

Deniedmydignity 12

Tuesday 3 February 2015 15:56

That must have been fun to explain...

bluebluhblou 15

Tuesday 3 February 2015 16:25

"this is 911, who's calling" "Hey, I want to report a stranger on my property." "could you describe him please?" "Well he's quite fat with a long black hat on his head.... he's also really pale... Oh my God I think he's naked......Oh shit, nevermiiiiiiind.. April's fool?" "It's.... February " "okay bye"