Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Please…

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

jizzwold 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:32

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

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2wenty0ne21 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:27

Well at least u don't have to hide it anymore

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:30

Sucks to not get it sucked, bro.

Carbonation 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:31

Ah yes, I always forget I'm watching **** as my mother walks in.

mrssuarez2011 12

Sunday 23 October 2011 18:07

My thoughts exactly haha

jacob4592 0

Monday 23 January 2012 10:55

Hahahah

alannah1988 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:31

Why wouldn't she say anything to that..? Weird.

sansnickname 2

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:33

Don't you know how to alt tab ;) haha

IscoreOnU 19

Monday 24 October 2011 9:14

Alt f4 works just as well in this situation.

s0m3guy2010 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:37

At least she didn't walk in on you masturbating... or at least I hope not. That would have made that 30 minute conversation really awkward.

stuth186 7

Sunday 23 October 2011 10:02

Especially if he didn't stop

iNomBaconz 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:39

You would expect that ops mom would try and carry on the conversation at a later time... xD

JinxosGirl87 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:46

She didn't notice the ****, it was your penis saluting her through your open fly that made her uncomfortable.

Xallys 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 10:09

Well hey, at least she didn't give you crap about it... Unless she's planning on doing that later.

FYLDeep 25

Sunday 23 October 2011 10:21

Were you watching some kinky bass to mouth stuff?

alstbv12 13

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:50

Probably some ass to trout.

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:16

With an under age salmon.

here4theparty 4

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:15

yeah bro.... everyone loves kinky fish ****. "Ohhhh yeahhh! Shake that... fin?"

hoodasswhitekid 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:38

Just stop.

TrevorMFAdams 0

Monday 24 October 2011 4:56

I love you for this comment... What's your hapsters name?

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Today, while at work, I saw a kid empty his bladder all over the floor. His mother walked over, looked at me, said, "Yep… that just happened," and dragged him away. I'm a 30-year-old man, four credits shy of a Master's, stuck cleaning up piss at a dead-end job. FML

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Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML

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Today, my mom once again cried that I never come to visit her. I’ve tried, but her house is just unbearable. It’s always no less than 80°F inside, and she also refuses to clean up. She just burns multiple candles and air fresheners all day to mask the smell. She refuses any cleaning help I offer. FML

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Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

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Today, I went out for some very expensive sushi. Two hours later, I found myself on the toilet, violently voiding my bowels. I essentially paid to have liquid orange shit. FML

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Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her name isn't Kate. FML

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