Intimacy: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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Caught

By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML

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You deserved it 38 025

Now watching

By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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You deserved it 32 355

Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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You deserved it 206

By Anonymous - 04/06/2011 00:41 - United States

Today, my mom looked through my browser history and saw Chatroulette. She thought I'd gotten into online gambling, and wouldn't believe me when I explained what it really was. After I insisted on showing her, the first chat window to open contained cocks as far as the eye could see. FML

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You deserved it 42 419

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

Please…

By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 04:34 - United States

Today, I was afraid my mother had seen the bottle of hand lotion I'd forgotten to take off the desk after I'd whacked off last night, but she acted fine. I went out with friends to find she'd had changed the background to say "Please Do Not Watch Porn on the Family Computer." FML

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You deserved it 66 300

By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Sunday 23 October 2011 9:13

That sure would make a mother uncomfortable.

jizzwold 21

Sunday 23 October 2011 9:32

Damn it! Don't you hate when you accidentally thumb a comment up?

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ajmacrae 5

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:04

I hope it wasn't midget ****...

Ferretface 13

Sunday 23 October 2011 21:05

half price?

roseXthorns 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:36

I never let my parents into my room anyways. I like my privacy.

Naitras 15

Sunday 23 October 2011 12:57

If only everyone's parents were like that...

xSynergY 8

Sunday 23 October 2011 11:55

Say hello to parental lock on your Internet, courtesey of your disgusted mother!

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:21

Say hello to proxy bypasses.

iFizzgig 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 13:20

Something tells me that your mother hardly ever corrects you of anything If she didn't mention it, now let's see what else you can get away with eh?

aardvarkish 15

Monday 24 October 2011 6:07

uuuuuh... huh huh.... she said "hardly"... huh huh...

jaredofmo 22

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:10

Your mom is cool. Still, YDI.

chels1994 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:42

well its better to be watching **** than to be banging every ***** out there I guess....but seriously. get a girlfriend to help You with that kind of issue

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 23 October 2011 19:23

You really think your boyfriend doesn't watch **** when your not around?

chels1994 11

Monday 24 October 2011 21:37

not saying that, but then again i could care less if he does lol just saying a gf might help him a bit, thats all

BigGrouchy 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:47

Smooth move there xlax

afulks78 11

Sunday 23 October 2011 14:52

Lol akward...

jaminjames 0

Sunday 23 October 2011 15:03

Why vote YDI? Everyone here has watched **** at least once.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 23 October 2011 20:21

Because it's the OP's fault that the browser window was still open and therefore deserves the awkwardness and any future consequence not covered by this FML.