Baby you can drive my car

By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
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Top comments

Wer3Wolf3 16

Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.

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Tarlachia 33

Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.

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devinaww 15

of course crashes don't "just happen". They usually happen when you have a dick as a boss and you crash your car into his on purpose

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subzero22 8

Lol sounds like my boss cause I couldn't get to work in time cause a train happened to decide to stop blocking off the road. I even had it recorded on my iPhone with the date and all that and he still got onto me about being late and saying it was my fault.

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NoName011 12

I cant believe anyone could be that dense. Wow, they let anyone run a company these days. Jesus.

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jezka374 15

Hope you're ok... As for him... He's a ignorant prick. Find a better job with better bosses

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cmlawso95 1

You wouldnt happen to work at walmart do you? Lol!!

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Mikey1016 7

maybe you should crash it into his office and tell him the same thing and walk off

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olpally 32

He's a dumb ass. Wow.

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