Cars, Accident and Work: Baby you can drive my car - FML

Baby you can drive my car

By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML

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Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.

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devinaww 15

Saturday 18 July 2015 3:45

of course crashes don't "just happen". They usually happen when you have a dick as a boss and you crash your car into his on purpose

subzero22 8

Saturday 18 July 2015 3:47

Lol sounds like my boss cause I couldn't get to work in time cause a train happened to decide to stop blocking off the road. I even had it recorded on my iPhone with the date and all that and he still got onto me about being late and saying it was my fault.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:03

A defensive driver if I ever saw one...

NoName011 12

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:26

I cant believe anyone could be that dense. Wow, they let anyone run a company these days. Jesus.

jezka374 15

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:29

Hope you're ok... As for him... He's a ignorant prick. Find a better job with better bosses

cmlawso95 1

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:45

You wouldnt happen to work at walmart do you? Lol!!

Mikey1016 7

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:00

maybe you should crash it into his office and tell him the same thing and walk off

nietzche 8

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:05

1% rule

ClementFTW 8

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:05

:/

olpally 32

Saturday 18 July 2015 5:19

He's a dumb ass. Wow.

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