Cars, Accident and Work: Baby you can drive my car - FML

Baby you can drive my car

By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML

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Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.

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Wer3Wolf3 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.

Morning_fml 22

Saturday 18 July 2015 6:34

Dark humour. I like it.

Tarlachia 33

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.

IamHercules 24

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:19

OP would be wasting their time. Boss is probably too much of an idiot to understand.

oakcrush 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:30

Wow, sorry you got into a crash. Hopefully you didn't get hurt!

Kurby14 21

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:31

your boss is a moron. Hope your ok OP!

asspole 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:10

You're* as in you're an idiot for not knowing this.

proudsock 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:23

^ Well that was rude.

stupidpplsuck 33

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:32

thats not even right. you dont say 'you are boss is an idiot' your is correct in this case

leogachi 15

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:45

The second "your" should be "you're" though.

gay_flavored_cx 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:58

this is FML. Not grammar 101.

teentee401 36

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:45

^^^I would agree, but if you're going to call someone a moron, you might want to make an effort to proofread your comment for grammatical errors.

alain4343 26

Saturday 18 July 2015 3:08

true

izzie321 27

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:31

Email a picture of the accident?

JMichael 25

Saturday 18 July 2015 4:47

it could be "photoshopped"

aylind 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:31

I honestly don't understand managers that act that way. Unless of course, you call out often and he has reason to doubt you? If not, he's an asshat and I'm sorry you have to deal with him.

jackthekeeper 24

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:31

Your boss is a wreck

dca101 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:35

If crashes didn't happen, I'd be saving quite a bit by not having to pay for car insurance.

Futacy 29

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:45

He didn't say crashes don't happen. He said crashes don't "JUST" happen. The "just" implies that he wants to find blame in OP and even go as far as to imply that the crash had to be OP's fault no matter what and that if he/she were competent he wouldn't have gotten into a crash.

EarlFug 19

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:38

Well on a certain level he has a point and it's true that... sorry, no I have nothing. He needs to learn what "accident" means.

EclipseCandy6 24

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:43

Crash your car into his house

asspole 16

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:14

What car?

heartofhannah 28

Saturday 18 July 2015 6:13

What exactly would that solve?

jqmalang 17

Saturday 18 July 2015 6:32

Crazyyyyy

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