Cars, Accident and Work: Baby you can drive my car

You clearly did it on purpose. Who *wouldn't* want to spend hundreds, even thousands, fixing their car if it meant missing one whole shift? Shame on you.

GoldCyclone 21

Saturday 18 July 2015 0:57

T-bone him, and say crashes don't just happen

guss5441 18

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:02

Well they dont lol jk sucks to be u i guess

AngeloH09 14

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:54

f#%k your boss. Are you ok OP?

pete9913 23

Saturday 18 July 2015 1:58

Searches for new jobs don't just happen either. You probably have to start that soon.

MsMurphy8613 12

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:32

Lol, um I've got job security partially because crashes do in fact "just happen" regularly.

alain4343 26

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:35

well mabey the boss should have the accident and not u

persianchick 13

Saturday 18 July 2015 2:50

Can't believe people like that exist

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