Baby you can drive my car

By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene

Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 408
You deserved it 2 016

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Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.

Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.

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Have the Allstate guy talk to your boss.

It takes two to tango, but one to crash

"I'd agree that accidents don't happen but here you are as living proof"

Tell your boss they should've said that about his birth

tarlax 11

#1, OP probably works in public office, so yeah, doubt it.

Some bosses can't see past the tip of their jobs.

Get a copy of the police report, take it to HR, and complain.

Cirrus1 2

ur boss is right crashes dont just happen they r caused by idiots not paying attention to what they r doing texting talking eating dancing eeading putting on makeup r just a

next time he has some sort of issue tell him "*inset issue here* don't just happens"