Baby you can drive my car
By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene
By yeah - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Eugene
Have the Allstate guy talk to your boss.
It takes two to tango, but one to crash
"I'd agree that accidents don't happen but here you are as living proof"
Tell your boss they should've said that about his birth
Some bosses can't see past the tip of their jobs.
Get a copy of the police report, take it to HR, and complain.
Your boss in an asshole OP
next time he has some sort of issue tell him "*inset issue here* don't just happens"
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Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
Explain "chaos theory" to your boss. BOOM.