Have the Allstate guy talk to your boss.

It takes two to tango, but one to crash

"I'd agree that accidents don't happen but here you are as living proof"

Tell your boss they should've said that about his birth

#1, OP probably works in public office, so yeah, doubt it.

Some bosses can't see past the tip of their jobs.

Get a copy of the police report, take it to HR, and complain.

Your boss in an asshole OP

ur boss is right crashes dont just happen they r caused by idiots not paying attention to what they r doing texting talking eating dancing eeading putting on makeup r just a

next time he has some sort of issue tell him "*inset issue here* don't just happens"