School, Education and Miscellaneous: Back 2 school

Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML

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You deserved it 3 805

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 21:57 - United States - Stillwater

Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML

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You deserved it 3 213

By top dog! - 11/10/2011 20:05 - Australia

Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML

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You deserved it 2 934

By Deaf - 02/07/2015 18:59 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

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You deserved it 1 848

By dangerousknitter - 08/10/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML

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You deserved it 3 849

Armed and not dangerous

By littledonny - 12/05/2017 18:00

Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML

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You deserved it 1 292

By assumed - 01/03/2011 16:47

Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML

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You deserved it 3 743

By why - 20/01/2018 15:00

Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML

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You deserved it 296

Evil will always win

By emily ann - 21/05/2023 00:01

Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML

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You deserved it 132

Thanks Mom

By megangubler - 26/05/2014 22:34 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML

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You deserved it 5 291

This is America

By LilSquanch - 05/03/2022 07:00 - United States - Terrell

Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML

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You deserved it 109

jonan1212 5

Friday 26 August 2011 19:01

where the hell do u live?

iAmScrubs 19

Friday 26 August 2011 19:03

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

Comments

JAK98 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:07

WTF. School sucks.

mofran 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:09

claim

WTFitsBob 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 8:17

Earrings are nothing to worry about...beware of the necklaces though, they are the deadly ones! D:

mare21 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 10:23

were they brass knuckles or something..?

jc9419 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 15:41

They could be tapers? And yeah I live in Oklahoma and people get busted like that for dumbass reasons

Friaza 29

Saturday 27 August 2011 19:08

For all we know they could be massive earrings with knives at the end of them.

PoshLife_Cross 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 23:59

How dare you come to school so fashionable? Looks can kill.

cheetahcake19 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:10

Were they giant hoops that could choke somebody or really big gauges? Lol

rbiz 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 1:57

Is OP a boy or girl?

good41thing198 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 3:37

I call bullshit. School on 8/27? Not in Oklahoma.

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Today, a woman drove her car onto my closed worksite. Since it is hazardous for the general public, I told her to leave. Later, the police arrived and gave me hell. Apparently, I was reported for being "snippy". FML

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Today, my dad informed me that I will be staying in the bug-infested shed for the summer when I come to visit, due to his girlfriend's sewing workspace completely taking over the only room I've ever had at his house. FML

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Today, I FaceTimed my boyfriend at work instead of calling him, because I suspected he wasn't wearing his mask, and I don't want him to bring home COVID or RSV. He called me an "insufferable control freak" and didn't come home that night. FML

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