Back 2 school

By christine brown - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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jonan1212 5

where the hell do u live?

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iAmScrubs 19

Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.

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Cam_eron 0

who runs ur school? national security?

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hiLife808 0

well maybe if it weren't loaded pistol earrings then you wouldn't have got in trouble. :)

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roachan 4

last year, our high school went on a field trip, and were making apples in tin foil over a fire. my friend apparently keeps a wrench in his pocket, and grabbed a nearby metal thing, and twisted it, so we could turn our food. The strictest teacher saw. she apparently didn't care. fyl op. :C

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DomoLaDii 8

ahahahaha_!!!!!!! lmao

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cherrypie22 6

I have earrings that are really pointy, I stabbed my friend with them one time for fun and she started bleeding. Lol

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ShadowBitch99 2

At least you weren't walking around with a foot long pole with with a flat screw on the end poking people with it like I did... yeah, I'm kinda... insane.

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imbtrtenu 8

In kindergarten I was reprimanded and sent home because I made a gun out of legos

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bootsandemmit 6

ItThen shouldn't scissors be taken out of the school system? A girl got expelled last year because she stabbed a kid in the back with scissors....and yet they keep scissors and take away earrings

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