Back Rub Struggles By FML Videos - 17/10/2018 14:00 - United States - New York Get back to work, you! I agree, your life sucks 279 You deserved it 101 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML I agree, your life sucks 470 You deserved it 124
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML I agree, your life sucks 325 You deserved it 241
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML I agree, your life sucks 818 You deserved it 122
Today, I was told that, although I was sick on the last day before break, they would still accept the 24 page essay that I had written. Tonight, as I went to print it out, I found that my dad had "cleaned up a bit" on my computer, including the documents from last semester. I have school tomorrow. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 574 You deserved it 3 327
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 396 You deserved it 52 941
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 950 You deserved it 6 817
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML I agree, your life sucks 49 411 You deserved it 10 013
Today, I found out the hard way that my girlfriend lied about being on the pill four months ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 018 You deserved it 8 344
That's almost too adorable. I'm hitting 'You deserve it', because he does deserve the pets.