Dogs and Kids: Backseat drivers

Backseat drivers

By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

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By Noname - 01/02/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, my little sister and I were reading a book together and out of nowhere, she said "I love you". My heart melted and I told her that I love her too. Then she told me that she was talking to her stuffed animal, not me. FML

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By the un-loved child - 28/07/2013 22:34 - United States - Salida

Today, my mom confessed to loving my "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family dog. FML

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By PuppyPeeTimee. - 17/09/2010 06:30 - United Kingdom

Today, we were in the car with my puppy, who favours my sister. She had been sat on her lap for a while, when she stood up and climbed onto my lap. I was really pleased until she peed on me and then went straight back to my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 22:28 - United States

Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML

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Little shit

By single&alone - 06/03/2015 20:44 - United States - Seattle

Today, my boyfriend's little sister told me she hates me. I thought she was just a jealous, whiny nitwit like most kids are, until she calmly walked over to the wall and headbutted it hard. She burst into tears, ran out of the room, and told my boyfriend I hit her. He believed her. FML

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Poor kid

By fair lady - 03/06/2021 04:01

Today, I watched as my four-year-old niece accidentally knocked over her mom’s wine. She was clearly upset about it, and her mother screaming at her didn’t help. Later, she asked her mom if she still loved her, to which she replied, "I don’t believe in second chances." FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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It's a doggy dog world

By RoommateWanted - 10/09/2013 21:02 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML

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feven 32

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:39

It's scary how she already knows what will hurt you.

nataliewby 25

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:46

Bringing the puppy into it? Harsh.

Comments

QueenOfAwkwardd 14

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:55

She's probably just saying it because she wants the puppy to herself. Don't worry op, she'll change her mind when/if she ever has to clean up after it.

_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:57

Listen, all these people are telling to forgive the little human. I'm here to tell you, OP, that this is a sign of things to come. Prepare yourself to live with this devil spawn, or suffer.

crimsonprodigy 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:57

Since she's 4, she will probably forget she ever said that the next day. Nothing to worry about.

yeti37 16

Sunday 11 January 2015 14:58

Son of Sam is back! Run away! She's taking instructions from a dog.

BlondePsycho 43

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:10

You should have replied with, "Santa doesnt exist, its just me that buys your christmas presents and wraps them. Still dont love me now, bitch?"

Patriots21 14

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:24

It's a 4 year old...they say things to get attention. It is people like you that are the problem, with reactions like this. Grow up.

milehigh52 22

Sunday 11 January 2015 18:55

16 please never have children.

Marcelb 17

Sunday 11 January 2015 20:40

Sarcasm is lost on these people.

nevilninja 9

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:21

She's 4. My 4 year old sister does this stuff all the time when she's mad or doesn't get what she wants. Not really an FML. I'm sure she doesn't really mean it.

Taylor22294 24

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:30

A FML. F is not a vowel sir

KhaleesiDannie 26

Sunday 11 January 2015 15:39

Don't feel bad OP my 4 year old niece says that to everyone at some point also my sister and I have less age difference but when she was little she hated me now she's my best friend