Backwards ass logic

By Anonymous - 29/08/2019 06:00 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my boyfriend told me that it's "disgusting" to wash your "rear end" and that he has never, and will never, do it. FML
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dudeisuck 7

brings a "hole" new meaning to being a smelly ass

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Nhayaa 21

I can't wait for him to be 40 and to have to check up on his prostate... That's a preventive FML for his future doctor.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

"Honey wash that ass or you can take a hike".

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SkyyShizuka 4

omg I bet he would freak out if you told him you think its gross to wash your ******. lol

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WeirdUS 29

Sorry to hear that. That’s gross he doesn’t wash. Can’t imagine why unless he thinks it is gay and to him that is what bothers him.

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Malcolm Nolbert 3

That's disgusting. Who doesn't wash their ass?? 🤢🤮

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rustybucket 24

I’m sorry but this would be a good enough reason for me to break up with someone. That’s absolutely disgusting.

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

The internalized homophobia is strong with him.

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