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By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML

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Third degree

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 06:01

Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML

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Fireball

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 22:00

Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML

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By Smokey9 - 25/07/2011 15:12 - United States

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

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Sucker

By BadIdea - 01/03/2012 21:23 - France

Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML

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It's lit

By Anonymous - 07/02/2022 00:01

Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2013 19:58 - United States - Everett

Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML

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Close but no cigar

By Anonymous - 23/12/2015 23:26

Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML

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You deserved it 15 134

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 860

You deserved it 8 410

By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 193

You deserved it 12 661

By anonymous - 12/03/2012 08:03 - United States

Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML

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razi1 20

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:57

The things we do in our boredom

enddmd 27

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:57

Boredom combined with anything never ends well.

Comments

A_Perfect_Circle 12

Wednesday 26 March 2014 2:01

Taking a blade to the balls to shave is scary enough, I couldn't imagine putting anything scorching hot near them!

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 26 March 2014 2:13

Well that will hopefully heal up soon being bored brings quite a few things out of us

breakinlegs 19

Wednesday 26 March 2014 2:19

You sure it was the "hairdryer" that was faulty?

maggiefox 25

Wednesday 26 March 2014 2:48

Hmm. Ballsack and hair dryer. Good combination.

GirlGamer12345 22

Wednesday 26 March 2014 2:53

I'm seriously questioning what you were doing or what you tried to accomplish..

Slimma 20

Wednesday 26 March 2014 3:27

Bored + Hairdryer = burned balls? WHAT! How? Why? And again... WHAT?

SwtCherryPie 26

Wednesday 26 March 2014 3:32

Heating up your SO's dinner?

weveallbeenthere 30

Wednesday 26 March 2014 3:40

glad you didn't try a curling iron.

inner_peace 19

Wednesday 26 March 2014 3:53

Were you heating your wife's dinner?

JonDG 12

Monday 14 April 2014 8:43

please direct you attention to the comment given by #43

gingerface81 16

Wednesday 26 March 2014 4:20

I'm really cerious to know exactly what you were doing with that combination of things

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Today, I dressed up nicely to see the guy that I like and have been talking to for the last 3 months. Just when I thought he was finally going to ask me to be his girlfriend, he told me that he's actually had a girlfriend for 3 years now, but was too afraid to tell me because he really likes me. FML

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, my bartender noticed my new haircut before my live-in boyfriend did. FML

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Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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Today, my spouse gave me the gift of hugging me. I'm so touch-starved, I cried. I can see our relationship crumbling but I'm the only one who seems to want to fix it. Our kid saw me and I can't even explain how sad it made me. FML

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Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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