Bad ********

By testacular - 25/03/2014 21:20 - United Kingdom - Plymouth

Spicy
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 662
You deserved it 55 830

Same thing different taste

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Boredom combined with anything never ends well.

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you need a hobby. ..like reading more FMLs

I feel like commenting something humourous involving H2SO4 and predeceased progeniture, but it seems the "chemical burns" category is already taken :(

rdenkewicz 11

When you don't have direct tv, you play board games by yourself. When you play board games by yourself, you get bored. When you get bored, you singe your pubic hair and burn your balls with a faulty hair dryer. Don't singe your pubic hair and burn your balls with a faulty hair dryer, get direct tv.

Corn Rolls next? Lol. Wouldn't surprise me some nut for a selfi

How close was this blow dryer to your nether regions to burn your balls and singe your pubes? Boredom at its finest.