Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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You deserved it 8 761

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2012 05:00 - United States - Casselberry

Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML

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You deserved it 5 101

Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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You deserved it 216

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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You deserved it 303

By peanuts - 03/07/2010 04:04 - United States

Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML

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You deserved it 36 141

Clever boy

By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

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You deserved it 93

Clever boy

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 02:30

Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML

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You deserved it 148

By 2k16 - 17/03/2016 02:48 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML

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You deserved it 1 681

By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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You deserved it 55 785

By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 699

You deserved it 41 767

Welshite 39

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:28

That doesn't make him a genius. He's just smarter than you.

Denny1 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:26

Good boy

Comments

YeahYeahYeahOK 6

Monday 7 October 2013 20:10

Dog - 1 Human - 0

faireanjell 5

Monday 7 October 2013 22:26

Iiiiittttsss BACON!!!

Bcfrmkc816 17

Tuesday 8 October 2013 2:26

Gotta have dat back gimme dat bacon. Lol

xPrinceofDeathx 5

Tuesday 8 October 2013 4:28

Ahh more recruited

antaef24 1

Tuesday 15 October 2013 4:20

I'm not even mad that's amazing

Cuteroxx 17

Tuesday 15 October 2013 5:08

Thats one hungry dog for u!

jaybogg187 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 17:14

You have one very smart dog mine just sleeps and barks all day

KenziDionne 14

Monday 28 October 2013 8:29

Damn your dog trolled you Lol

zoelog 10

Thursday 12 September 2019 20:11

anyone with a dog knows to never leave food sitting there. of course the dog will eat it. ydi

shannon2348 14

Tuesday 11 February 2020 23:55

I dont think your dogs an evil genius. I do however think you're not too smart. Anyone who leaves food unattended when they own a dog is just asking for it to be eaten. ydi