Dogs, Birds and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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Clever

By FMLTIMESTWO - 10/06/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, I found a dead bird on my windshield. Thinking I was clever, I turned on my windshield wipers to get the bird off. Unfortunately, the dead bird fell through my open window and onto my lap. FML

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You deserved it 61 972

Handful

By Mary - 19/10/2009 01:11 - France

Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML

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By mhmohyeah - 10/11/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was jumping on every crunchy leaf on the sidewalk. I went especially far out of my way to step on one only to notice it didn't crunch right. I looked closer, it was a dead bird. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Caqtusmonkey - 25/08/2016 15:28 - United States - Arlington

Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML

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By umyuck - 03/05/2015 16:55 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

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By thisisnotavirustrustme.exe - 18/04/2015 19:34 - United States - New City

Today, I discovered why my pet bird has been hiding behind my couch pillow lately. It's not because she was nesting, as I thought. She's been secretly tearing apart the whole couch from behind there instead. FML

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By Dog Person Now - 31/05/2018 01:30

Today, I came home to find that my sweet kitten had gotten out and dragged a bird inside, where he ripped it to shreds. I found the bird's head in my underwear drawer. FML

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Gesula 24

Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

F the bird's life.

Therewhenneeded 16

Saturday 2 March 2013 10:07

Oh dear...been there, done that. My sympathies.

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

Saturday 2 March 2013 15:00

lool am I the only one who thought of family guy where Brian goes it was a gift for the family

Reaper1984 13

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:27

all over it lmao

andyyroxx 20

Saturday 2 March 2013 15:45

Refer to comment below.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:10

My dogs could care less about birds. But if a squirrel is nearby, they go apeshit.

taylorluvsbieber 2

Saturday 2 March 2013 16:34

evil dog. poor bird :(

fordfan89 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 18:43

he just wanted something besides kibble for once.

mrperspire 4

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:51

Ahhh. You ruined his surprise. Dogs always give their owners dead animals as gifts. He was just prepping it for you.

BFons 19

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:52

It was a gift for the family.

RockDrRoll 9

Saturday 2 March 2013 23:53

It was a present for the family!

aircon 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 6:40

I kinda puked in my mouth! holy crap that's gross! I feel sorry that you touched that

mollyjbear23 10

Sunday 3 March 2013 8:07

Why is nobody addressing the fact that the bird was in the house? Either there was an honest-to-goodness Snow White moment with a bird in the house, or that dog can catch birds!