Dogs, Poopoo peepee and Kids: Bad boy - FML

Bad boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 2 year-old son decided to pee on the dog for the second day in a row. I'm afraid this will turn into a routine thing. FML

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By blewidstepr - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I realized that my 3 year-old son, who is being potty trained, has better aim standing up to pee than his 30 year-old father. FML

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By Shiva - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Niort

Today, I cleaned my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was with my 3 year-old son in the doctor's office. During the exam, he informed the doctor that he doesn't sleep in mommy's bed anymore because mommy sleeps in her underwear and farts all night long. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took the dog for a 45 minute walk/jog. She sniffed everything on the ground like she always does. She marked her territory twice, then we finally got home. As soon as I took her off the leash inside, she ran to the kitchen and took a dump right on the kitchen mat. FML

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By justsomesummer - 26/01/2016 18:09 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I got a new babysitting job. Every time the little girl goes to the bathroom, she screams and cries until I wipe her. She's 7 years old. FML

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By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

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Creepy

By Justinthebox - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my 5-year-old son made a drawing of our living room, with the addition of an apparition, and the text, "I can see you. Daddy doesn't see you. Who are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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Scammed

By mohit - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I found out that my neighbor's son is supposed to be giving me gas money for driving him to school each morning. He's using it to buy drugs instead. FML

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Quick learner

By BubbaCat - 24/04/2023 10:00

Today, I've been babysitting a 4 month-old for two days. This has made a great impression on my cat, because now I can't sit down without him jumping up and licking my face until I pat his butt and rock him like the baby. FML

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Top comments

BoredomKillsinc 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:09

i hope the dog learns to defend itself and bite off the kids little weiner...

omgshaylaaa 0

Friday 7 January 2011 9:08

awe it's your job to train your kid haha poor dog :(

Comments

Pandamonia88 9

Friday 1 March 2013 22:11

PARENTING FAIL

Shazam25 7

Saturday 15 June 2013 0:26

He wouldn't if you do some damn parenting and punish him for it.

doglover100 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 17:16

Do you do anything about it?

cwl727 32

Thursday 17 April 2014 19:19

That poor dog!

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 4 May 2015 5:54

Their ability to pee anywhere is the worst thing about little boys.

tomdel_fml 11

Thursday 18 August 2016 17:14

Day 3. The dog has returned fire. War will ensue.

claudiajean 24

Friday 28 October 2016 1:12

Put your kid on time out and make it clear this is not ok. They do it the next day? Take away privileges I work with kids and (3 months - 5 years) and trust me 2 year olds know what they're doing and need boundaries set

omzz15 23

Tuesday 10 April 2018 21:27

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