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Show it anywayBut really, there's nothing funny about that
every1s laughing but thats like really sad. ydi for getting sick. poor puppy
captain, don't let OP's dad near your dogs.
Don't eat icecream if you're sick. And it's not a FML for the dog, it doesn't care that it's dead.
I try to hit puppies while I'm driving, you know. they're 150 points!!!
In Soviet Russia you don't hit dog, dog hit you! does that make you feel better? (the dog just lost the fight)
im sorry but **** UR DAD! if he killed a puppy that puupy should come back as a ghost and run him over what a bitch lol ghost puppy...retarded. anyways dogs rule so if u kill 1, **** U!
more like f the pups life :that is if it's still alive
r u seriously crying about how sad u r when u just hit a puppy.... who is hurt or dead, and has an owner who is going to be devastated? ydi for being a selfish brat
omfg!! :((
Today I had just learned to walk, and decided to cross the road. I got hit by some bastards eating ice cream. FML (this is puppy's FML)
What the ****... My puppy was hit today, I really hope it wasn't you, because the driver kept driving...
hahahahaha.
HAD been sick
ooh, that wud ruin my day, unless it was that puppy from Tom and jerry, his dad pissed me off so much!!! the cat didn't mean to do it!!! it's that stupid mouse teasing him!!!!!!
why is it ydi? OP doesnt wanna be sick either
so 61, if you hit a puppy should you not feel bad? I don't understand your logic here. How is op selfish for feeling bad about hitting a puppy?
Dumbass. If you were sad, all you had to do was come to me and i'd give you a banana sticker. Don't ya know banana stickers make EVERYTHING better? So, Ima have to say YDI for not coming to me. Now you're going to get fat AND you killed a dog. Shame on you! Oh, and don't ever think of coming to me asking for one in the future. You are banned from my awesomeness forever!
117 I...would...LOVE A BONANA STICKER!!!!!
liar ! people dont hit puppies ! it was a coyote, racoon, skunk, or squirrel. thats what i always see lying on the road. has anyone ever seen a puppy ?
aww poor puppy :/
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you're awesome too 83 :D
Poor ******* animal. ='( I actually couldn't give a rats arse about if a human being was hurt but I feel somewhat hurt if an helpless animal gets hurt - Only thing what brings a tear to my eye and reminds me that I'm still human and that I still have a heart. =(
1- I totally agree. The first thing I did was literally laugh out loud.
Wtf 13.?? "ydi for getting sick" Wow. You Can't Stop Getting Sick. Tard
Today, I was just doing my thaang and walking on a sidewalk when some douchebag eating ice cream came on the sidewalk and hit me. I'm just a puppy. FML.
well I guess you got more then you wanted!! just make sure you clean the puppy right!! and make sure it's clean everywhere on it!!
puppy pancakes! yum!
184 ftw
LOOOOOOOL
wow
that sucks op! y would u get ice cream if ur sick tho?
55 = win
it's just an animal. at least the dad didn't swerve to avoid it and crash the car.
dude... put some clothes on
sick f u c k
how is she selfish!?
this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
well it should :(
dogs have lives too, so its only fair :) hehe
poor fido :(
34 and 33 flirting.
your actually number 33.. ?
so who were you referring to? haha
I wanna see 2 and 18 make babies
I agree with 194.
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...
This is pup-posterous!
Nothing lives forever.
yes, but its sad because it was only a little puppy.
I've run over a cat before :S
Kitteh Killer! O:< Damn you woman!
Hahahahah..... no. That wasn't even remotely funny.
haha wow reckless driving
bitch much?
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this is a fml for the dog not you. poor puppy :(
What a CAT-astrophe! Wait, wrong pun...