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She/he said they did dumbass
Wet wipes aren't flushable, though. Even when they say they are.
#2 has a piont. but use huggies flushable wipes. & #81 yes they are fushable you just got to be careful in which ones you use and how many. a child should only use 1-2.
Technically, yes, you can flush them. But all they'll do is clog up pipes. They don't break down. My uncle and cousin both run plumbing businesses, and have given me advice against them.
Her parents have obviously done a shitty job..
This is the first time I've seen such an upvoted comment with this pun.
Case in point: any time I have made any pun even remotely involving the word "shit," I get buried faster than an ancient secret treasure.
#72 It's kinda a tradition to downvote every joke in FML...
Lol I honestly meant this with no pun intended, that's just kind of how it played out haha. I'm surprised myself I didn't get buried.
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Show it anywayIt was a statement but I put an emoji so it comes up as a question mark, it was supposed to be the laughing face to show I wasn't really serious
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Girl, you are 18. I'm not saying your opinion on having kids will change for sure in the next 20 years, but it very well may. So "never" is a bit strong for such a statement.
I believe she said she's joking and even if she isn't, it's extremely shitty to tell people that like you know better than them. Really, what's the point of it other than making them feel like you are trying to act like you know them better? If they change their mind, they change their mind, you telling them does nothing.
Thankyou! As I stated in an above comment i said it jokingly... Jeez
That doesn't seem like a question...
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Show it anywayYou're not too bright, are you…
Jeez, Op's wiping the kids ass, not inappropriately touching her for self enjoyment. What do you expect the kid to do? Sit on the toilet until her parents get home?
#5, My cousin is a stay at home dad with a 5 year old daughter who is disabled and can't wipe herself. Is he a pedophile? Should he go to jail? What about her babysitter? Is she a pedophile and deserves to go to jail for wiping her?
My son is ten and autistic and doesn't have the physical coordination to wipe his ass. Is it illegal for his teacher to wipe his ass so he doesn't go around smelling like shit all day? Obviously these parents know their kid can't wipe, yet still hired OP.
So I take it you think your parents are pedophiles? Because they changed your diapers.
#5, Your comment makes me sick. Legit. I don't normally get angry at a commenter expressing their thoughts, but yours is so ******* absurd
#5: hate to say it, but you're a darn idiot. I feel sorry for your future children. Don't reproduce.
I feel like this was b8 and everyone took it
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Show it anywayI think we found the real pedophile. You are the only one with that mindset. If OP was wiping them and they were able and willing to wipe themselves then yes there would be an issue but the options in this situation as presented are A let the child cry and sit with shit and/or piss on them until their parents get home or B wipe them. You really wouldn't wipe them?
Dude chill if a kid can't wipe its ass you wipe it for them. That's the mature thing to do. If your that uncomfortable make them get in the shower vs wiping them.
My friends mother wiped him until he locked himself into the bathroom refusing to let her in. He was about eight. Don't worry op the child may get over it eventually.
That's creepy. Had to lock her out so he could do it himself?
My SIL wiped her youngest very long too. She would have wanted more kids but knew they wouldn't be able to manage a fourth child, so she had a hard time letting go of certain aspects. It didn't go so far that locking her out was necessary though, she just didn't actively encourage the kid to do the wiping. Anyways, might be a similar reason for that case. Though way more over the top.
That's bad parenting for ya
The parents could've at least warned you about what you were getting yourself into.
That's pretty inappropriate for that age. I would have called the parents and asked what was going on.
That, my friend, is the proper response. It doesn't appear that she is physically unable to wipe herself; she seems to be actively refusing to do so.
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Her parents have obviously done a shitty job..
That's pretty inappropriate for that age. I would have called the parents and asked what was going on.