Love, Family, Relatable, Awkward and Argument: I wanna be your dog

I wanna be your dog

By Anonymous - 12/11/2023 20:00

Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML

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Justice for Doggy Boy the dog!

By Anonymous - 15/08/2021 16:01

Today, I hate my wife’s dog. It destroys everything in the house, it destroys my garden, she barks constantly in her bed, and when I walk her she tries to attack every living thing she sees, but the instant I talk to my wife about her behaviour, I get yelled at for being mean. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife is mad at me because she’s had to stop seeing her closest friend because of me. Why? Because her friend is stalking me, keeps asking me to divorce my wife, and has even broken in and stolen my stuff, forcing me to involve the police several times, and somehow this is all my fault. FML

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Dogs rule

By Anonymous - 10/05/2019 04:00

Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML

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Bad boy

By thehaystackerine - 24/06/2020 14:02

Today, my family and I are spending the weekend with my in-laws, and their disrespectful, disobedient asshole of a dog. He does whatever he wants, and if I scold him, my mother-in-law in turn scolds me, then tells me how something one of us did is to blame for the dog's behavior. FML

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By stupid_world - 24/12/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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Affection breakdown

By Anonymous - 19/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom - Boston

Today, my wife can't be bothered to do anything that isn't work, talk about her work, and sit on the sofa. Then she complains that I don't show any affection, when she can be bothered to even talk to me. FML

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I am a man

By FREEDOM - 09/09/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I left my wife of 25 years. For every one of those years, I was treated like a stupid child or a worthless burden. When I finally got fed up, everyone said I was the bad guy. I just want to be treated like a man. FML

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What goes around…

By Anonymous - 02/08/2020 20:01

Today, my wife demanded that I cut all ties with my best friend, just because she doesn't like the jokes he tells. Now she's bitching that she's upset because his wife, who she works with, is talking about her. FML

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Riled up

By Anonymous - 20/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife blamed me for the washing machine breaking. When I told her it wasn’t me because I haven’t used it this week, she immediately changed direction and started blaming me for not doing enough around the house, which is utter bullshit. I know I do my share, I think she just wanted to fight. FML

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FluffythePink 21

Monday 13 November 2023 0:40

If this is constant, long term behaviour then you may want to consider that you are in an abusive relationship and that your family may have been correct in their reservations about your 'wife'...

Chazzster 28

Sunday 12 November 2023 20:58

OP, that’s a tough situation. It’s pretty human, you aren’t the only one something like this has happened to - But that doesn’t make it right! My wife also has a tendency to share her frustrations and upsets and of course I’m the only other one here… All I can say is that some degree of this is pretty common and the best thing seems to be to calmly remind her that it’s not my fault she’s upset and that there is no reason to yell… But occasionally I get upset… If the situation is bearable for you, remind yourself that that you are not perfect either. And that in a way this shows that you are her “safe space” and that’s mostly a good thing. But also remind her not to take out her frustrations on you… Important lesson here - Nobody wants to hear someone vent!

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Chazzster 28

Sunday 12 November 2023 20:58

FluffythePink 21

Monday 13 November 2023 0:40

If this is constant, long term behaviour then you may want to consider that you are in an abusive relationship and that your family may have been correct in their reservations about your 'wife'...