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Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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johncrb 6

Friday 24 June 2011 0:32

that doesn't suck, that's hilarious. you must be from the south

pinkspaceboundro 0

Friday 24 June 2011 7:22

and your very arrogant- u must be from the north!

Unlucky4ever360 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:35

Hmmm kinda like my dad who has been hiding in a cave for a while but later just decided to go live with his friend in pakistan, now he is lost at sea with a bullet through his head

tina06 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:38

hahahah that's funny lol

angelboo 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:42

it could b worse

zzzjakezzz 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:45

not a fml being on cops is sick

RandOmPhyXiO 5

Friday 24 June 2011 0:55

hahahahahah xD

cocalinaaa 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:58

honestly... I literally laughed out loud.

stallion2521 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:25

that's a celebrity if you ask me... I'm sure his cousin/wife is proud

Saniyah22 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:37

that's wrong

SneakherHead 5

Friday 24 June 2011 1:44

Wow really I bet people in jail ask him for his autograph

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Today, I got an email stating that my scholarship request was denied, 51 days after applying with no response. I'm now forced to drop-out from my college degree because I ran out of money, and I've been unsuccessful at finding a job for two years either, thanks to Covid. FML

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