ACAB, Cops and Miscellaneous: Bad boys, bad boys

Bad boys, bad boys

By anonymous - 23/06/2011 14:19 - United States

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

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By still poor - 05/12/2014 06:17 - United States - Carlisle

Today, my dad texted me saying he had "big news." I immediately called, thrilled, because I assumed he meant that he finally found a job and that our money troubles were over. The "big news" was him being excited at seeing an actor from one TV show he likes in another TV show. FML

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By HoratioNo - 14/08/2013 06:41 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out that my dad writes really weird and scary slash fiction involving characters from all of the CSI TV show franchises. FML

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You deserved it 3 940

By nodad - 11/10/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out my dad stole money from me when he was arrested for buying Oxycodone from an undercover cop. FML

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You deserved it 2 342

By Jololol - 17/05/2013 09:25 - United States

Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML

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You deserved it 3 333

By annoyed - 10/02/2009 03:59 - United States

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

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You deserved it 18 357

By Sarah - 12/06/2011 00:54 - United States

Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML

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You deserved it 4 043

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 789

What's your emergency?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 23:00

Today, I found out that because I'm a cop, my 5-year-old son thinks the only way he can contact me is by calling 911. FML

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You deserved it 318

At last!

By thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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You deserved it 2 808

By anonymous - 15/10/2017 01:30

Today, my dad's face flushed when I introduced him to my new boyfriend. I live in a small town, and it turns out my dad recognized him. He's the secret child from an affair two decades ago. He's my half-brother. FML

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marisamaroo93 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:52

well he is famous! famously bad ass. jk

flockz 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:56

ya your mom could of been on 16 and pregnant, twice.

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yayo55 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:47

**** the police!!!

Bananaa122 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:23

like father like son or daughter(:

i75thairborne 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:57

he's probably black

cheez_it12 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:00

it all depends on what he did.

jefines18 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:36

Funny shit!

teacher25 3

Friday 24 June 2011 4:42

oh yeah, I have seen him on cops. :)

EvaloutionBaby 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:47

hahahahahahah! I hope he was a wasn't the one arrested..

AdolfShitler 0

Friday 24 June 2011 4:53

Ronnie dobbs? haha

jenrique 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:08

#greatachievement

edthenet 0

Friday 24 June 2011 5:10

bad boys bad boys whatchu gonna do, whatchu gonna do when they come for you ,,,

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