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Bad day, huh?

By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 12:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, I got a flat tire. While trying to change it, I dropped my phone down a storm drain. I had to hitchhike home, and the guy who picked me up told me he wasn't even sure I wasn't a serial killer. I told him I wasn't. He then said, "That's what a serial killer would say." FML
I agree, your life sucks 350
You deserved it 122

Same thing different taste

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OP: "I know you're not a serial killer. The odds of having TWO serial killers in the same vehicle are ASTRONOMICAL..."

so if he had to ask then what did he pick you up for? he just wanted to be a smart-ass.

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so if he had to ask then what did he pick you up for? he just wanted to be a smart-ass.

OP: "I know you're not a serial killer. The odds of having TWO serial killers in the same vehicle are ASTRONOMICAL..."

Ah, you beat me to it. That's one of my favorite jokes.