Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 406
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oj101 33

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

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yoimtrollin 24

Good things come in tiny packages, she doesn't know what she's missing.

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Comments

patterq 4

Dude having a small willy must be tough. I hope your put together like a god and have the face of channing tatum and ryan gosling combined.

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worldclassrager 39

Well now you know and she probably will not...

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kayvan 8

You should learn how to please women instead of whining about it on FML, then everyone wins. In vino veritas.

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MissNicMcNic 4

Wow. Sounds like you picked a winner there. What a disrespectful thing to do and say and to the wrong person. Also, why would you cry about that? Maybe she's just too big.

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QueenJay81 13

ooooommmmmmgggggg.... what did ur mom day????????

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Goblin182 26

Aren't you supposed to suck at oral? At least a little.

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ThatsLifeThough 6

Ooooomg. Your ego must be the size of a neuron. 0_o

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udolipixie 2

YDI if it took your gf seemingly having an emotional breakdown to a stranger for you to make note of her lack of satisfaction during sex. I doubt this is the first time you were told this from her or the only inkling you had of her lack of pleasure unless you are solely/mainly focused on your own pleasure during sex besides half-hearted or short-timed failures of ***********.

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TheMystery13 13

"Well maybe if you had said 'no' a few more times in your life your hole wouldn't be the size of a ******* watermelon!"

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