Intimacy: Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had...

By pleasedtomeetyou - 13/01/2010 16:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time and hoped to make a good first impression. When I tried to say 'Hello', a loud rippling burp came up from my throat, and not only that. A small chunk of mucus flew out and landed on the floor between us. So much for a good first impression. FML

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Well hello there…

By acinorev - 07/08/2021 22:01

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Oh God - 24/05/2018 06:00

Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML

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By Jes_jes18 - 02/05/2013 18:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML

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Felicia doesn't approve

By uneek_3225 - 22/10/2009 05:53 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

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By At least she knows I floss - 25/08/2017 14:15 - United States - Pomona

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By the girlfriend - 26/08/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in their pond. FML

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

CrazyWill 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

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ming88 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:05

1st n nice one

pu13 5

Thursday 5 August 2010 8:28

Nope

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Wednesday 10 November 2010 5:31

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CrazyWill 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:08

Ouch. Probably not the best way to meet her.

joseph4242423 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 21:47

I would have held her head down and continued with a conversation with the mother. guys pov

Apsey 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:10

haha this is great...

JERKKMONKEY 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:12

BAHAHAHAHAH

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:14

second!

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:14

lol!!!!

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:15

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lahp 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:16

that blows..... :D

scorpio95 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:12

<LIKE>

bakingstuff 0

Monday 19 July 2010 8:39

I guess they just didn't (puts on shades) meet eye to eye YEEEAAHHHH!!!!

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Thursday 29 July 2010 5:32

that does

akg98 13

Friday 22 June 2012 18:47

...i c wat u did there... :D

VengeanceChicken 12

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:49

beat me to it

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Wednesday 13 January 2010 20:19

Sorry for you but this fml totally made my night!! I can't stop laughing now. Think of it this way: she was probably going to give you a hard time anyway, all you did was give her a reason!