Bad game

By Dick the Greater - 25/10/2013 22:08

Spicy
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and ended up crying to my mum about how I can't please her because I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML
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oj101 33

Drunken words are sober thoughts.

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yoimtrollin 24

Good things come in tiny packages, she doesn't know what she's missing.

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pinchepriscyla 9

Lmao what did your mom say?

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grunt_fml 17

Get drunk at the next family meeting, start to cry and complain that you simply can´t satisfy your girlfriend, because she is so wide and worn, it feels like throwing a sausage into a sports hall.

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DenBriZel 31

I agree maybe you should try harder? If a guy tries hard enough I'm sure they can do it.

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ulissey_fml 22

I'm curious to know what is going to come out of the SECOND get-together ?? If she makes it.

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canialopez 3

Woah... Well first of all, let me tell you that size really doesn't matter. But don't put up with her saying that stuff to your MOM! Dump her ass.

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take_lite 3

68 - size does matter and how one wields it matter too.Small size can work okay if wielded properly.

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canialopez 3

73, I didn't realise you were a women. Like I said, size DOESN'T matter. It's all about technique.

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caden_bro 9

Studies show it only takes 3 and a half inches to please a woman.

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udolipixie 2

A link to those studies? I've never seen any study stating such in fact the ****** gap and the 30% chance of female ****** would show that it takes much more than 3/5'' of d*ck to please a gal. It seems you may be misunderstanding the studies stating the location of the g-spot and the g-spot being 3.5'' doesn't mean that's all it takes to please a gal when it comes to d*ck size since unlike the finger the d*ck is not as flexible to crook and bend to hit the g-spot. Size matters for both genders with big vaginas guys get a lose of sensation and with small d*cks gals get a lose of penetration sense, the rebounding effect of the d*ck on her vaginal walls, and the hot spots length can reach.

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JMichael 25

Ouch, that's an ego burner..

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