By Anonymous - 28/11/2017 15:00

Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 148
You deserved it 589
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Arashikage 18

Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

40 1
RichardPencil 30

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

32 8

Comments

exileonmainst 16

Was the pasta al dente?

1 5
Arashikage 18

Note to self: don't go on formal before breakfast

40 1
RichardPencil 30

It coulda been worse. He could have tried to share it with you, “Lady and the Tramp”-style. Ugh, now my stomach’s churning. Oh, the sacrifices I make to entertain you people!

32 8
EnvyMe33 26

Stating the obvious but that’s nasty!!

2 4
Notmymonkeysnotmycircus 16

Congrats on your man-child!

4 1
BeardedLondoner 24

I have no idea how someone would ever be able to look past their partner doing that. If my girlfriend of two years done that, I'd be gone in a heartbeat.

9 0
Oogly979 8

He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.

5 4
Nikki_Lattimore 8

Dude, not cool. no need to get all philosophical one them. Okay. Chill.

0 0
Oogly979 8

He obviously has no respect for you. There's no coming back from that because at 32 years this suggests his very nature is grotty. Imagine what he does when no-one is there! The company you keep is a reflection on yourself... better get rid.

1 2
Lobby_Bee 17

I see you still call him your boyfriend, if this isn't true love, I don't know what is.

3 1
Leemar02 12

I feel like gagging now. Few things disgust me in life. Spit, human poop and boogers.

2 1